the Three Headed Monster of eBay
Oh for goodness sakes... and how is this thing being held together? (glue) My favorite part of the accompanying item description to ponder: "This is not his first attempt at a triple necker guitar, having put together 12 others, and he feels that this is one of his best sounding, playing multi-neck instruments..." I'm not even going to get started on this. You can click on the thumbnails to see bigger versions, if you're sure you want to...
the Ouija Board bass
(sometimes fun to play with, sometimes not)
bass player: oh deceased spirits, please tell me if i will soon meet the love of my life?
ouija board: plkth dgr.
bass player: i didn't quite get that oh great deceased spirit - can you please spell that again?
ouija board: sp siojws.
bass player: are you saying i'm never going to fall in love?
ouija board: bffk.
bass player: will no one ever love me?
ouija board: [no answer]
bass player: okay then, how about my bass playing - will my band ever get famous?
ouija board: no.
bass player: what? this thing is working?
ouija board: get a job, loser.
bass player: !!!
Air-Head...I mean, Air-Guitar
Another dumbass with a computer, digital camera, and too much time on their hands (not that there's anything wrong with that)... click here.