here's another ebay guitar, sent to us by kyle:
Offering for auction is a beautiful electric show guitar. It is perfect to impress your fans. You will never find a shape like this one. It has a neck made of bird's eye mapple. The base is made of African redwood. Seymour Duncan pick-ups and Floyd Rose tremolo system, it is an asset to any music performer. It is in perfect working condition. You only have to plug it to be impressed. Who will be the lucky person?
'lucky'? funny, that's not the word i would have used...uzz.